holidays

so i made it this far but i finally publically snapped.  Innocent lady at work ask me about the holidays , and instead of releasing the status quo “great or fine” which always places an instant glaze on the face of the inquisitor followed by the highlights of their meaningful experience, I went with the “ITS ALL FAKE!” response.  She said “It’s not all fake…” but before she finished i went off on the bogus date of jesus’ birthday, corporate this and corporate that and finished with the santa is satan.  she wanted to pray with me- but i just walked away and gave her the eye drops i borrowed from her a few days ago.  i was rude.  She called me a pessismist and negative.  I said that is the whole problem you call the truth negative!   Now i’m gonna have to apologize, cuz i was rude,  even though the holidays are complete bullshit.  ya know if it weren’t for me…. me might be ok